Gibberish

Ron Dietvorst

In a blitz I'm having a spritz
and I'm puttin' on the Ritz
she's a kind and big-hearted girl
I'll take her on the danceflour for a swirl
dressed in a skarlet squirt and a satin blouse
I will ask her to join me in a waltz by Strauss
and with joy we'll try a sarabande and a gavotte
with nightfall we will wander to our yacht
the moon is shining like a huge Chinese lantern
alltogether the night explodes in a romantic pattern
at midnighgt we'll adjourne to our quarters
and we'll make love for an hour and three-quarters
this is real stuff, you know, and no gibberish
I know, cause I know the difference.