Your fabulous ex

Thi Lieu

Thought I was going to end up with you.
I know now it wasn’t true.
Because you’re so predictable.
But I know it was also my fault, I was way too acceptable.
How you hurt me, you were such a master.
Maybe god will let you find someone better,
But I promise you that you’ll think about me.
How you learnt from your mistakes, how you didn’t let me be free.
All I’m trying to say is you’re welcome.
I’m the reason you are the person that you’ve become.
Without me, you didn’t see what’s right or wrong.
Because even though our relationship didn’t last long,
Now you finally know..
Oh hey, by the way,
Thank you for cheating on me during my birthday in May.
You ruined my life every second, every day.
I hope you’re truly happy.
And I hope you’re not mad at me.
Last night, I kind of scratched your car
If I’m being honest, I did fix your heart.
But I healed all my scars.
I actually enjoy going out in your favourite bars.
I found peace in myself.
And I started thinking about my own health.
But if I ever see you, maybe later in life.
I’ll just laugh hard and even give a little wink at you current wife.
She won’t know about me, you probably didn’t tell,
But I’ll just look at how far down you fell.
Because honestly,
I was the best you could ever have, yours truly.
Your ex,
The person you thought you loved.
Just because we had amazing sex.